do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sobbing to NWA
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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