apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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