just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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