Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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