It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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