So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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