So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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