Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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