Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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