she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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