these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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