Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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