if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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