We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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