great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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