PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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