I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Don't tell me you're on acid again
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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