That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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