Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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