I hate your face
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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