can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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