your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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