Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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