But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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