is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
