I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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