North Korea, Best Korea!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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