you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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