Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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