I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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