Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
not ubering you a puppy
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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