Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You pole danced in your parka.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
