Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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