haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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