Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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