I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
