One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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