Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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