We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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