is your mom at the bar?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
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I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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