Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
My vagina is very pro this idea
This toilet bowl is my home.
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