Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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