By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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