So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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