i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize