Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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