Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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