He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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