that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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