at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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