I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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