Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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