I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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