Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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