All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
no you cant smoke seaweed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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