Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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