We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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