College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's great music for shaving your balls
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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