i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I touched a dick in church today
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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